Maybe it's just because I'm way over-tired... but the following AIM conversation I'm about to post made me laugh so hard that my stomach started to hurt. I guess it's kinda lame that I can amuse myself that much, but whatever. At any rate... why the fuck do people feel the need to randomly IM me all the time? I left the screen name up there because I didn't feel like changing it. Enjoy...

Patyankee1 (8:16:39 PM): hi
me: (8:16:43 PM): ?
me: (8:16:47 PM): who's this?
Patyankee1 (8:16:57 PM): Patrick
me: (8:17:03 PM): eh?
Patyankee1 (8:17:22 PM): wats
me: (8:17:38 PM): i'm sorry man... i'm drawing a blank here
me: (8:18:11 PM): a little help maybe?
Patyankee1 (8:18:43 PM): yes
me: (8:19:00 PM): ... right
Patyankee1 (8:19:20 PM): no
Patyankee1 (8:19:31 PM): wats is your name
me: (8:19:40 PM): great. well, this has been amazing. and not to sound like a prick.. but what the fuck do you want?
Patyankee1 (8:19:42 PM): and last name
me: (8:20:17 PM): my first name is fuck. my last name is off. my middle name is i don't have time for this shit.
Patyankee1 (8:20:58 PM): fuck you
me: (8:21:54 PM): super
me: (8:21:58 PM): is there a point to all this?
Patyankee1 (8:22:18 PM): no
me: (8:22:27 PM): ok then thanks bye.
Patyankee1 (8:22:35 PM): fuck you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
me: (8:22:51 PM): dude, who are you and what do you want?
Patyankee1 (8:25:36 PM): fuck you
Patyankee1 signed off at 8:25:36 PM.
Patyankee1 signed on at 8:25:55 PM.
me: (8:26:08 PM): you used boldface. that was impressive
Patyankee1 (8:26:17 PM): wats
me: (8:26:44 PM): oh i get it now... wats... as in wats it take to be a total fucking homo?
Patyankee1 (8:27:01 PM): yes
me: (8:27:06 PM): that's awesome
Patyankee1 signed off at 8:27:17 PM.

CA out. --