well well well, how we do.

another glorious week. cant you just feel it in the air.

ive had this concept of an "assertive hand", something i wanted to elaborate on. ah, in reference to my experience of things. for example, if i were to go see a movie or something and talk about it, id want to avoid direct statements. ie, the movie is bad. it would be more of, in my opinion, the movie is bad. or, fall is the time of year when everything is crisp and people are more manageable with the smell of agoro-death in the air. it should be prefaced with, in my experience, as to avoid someone thinking im taking an assertive hand in describing the environment. as if i am an authority.

today on howard stern elegant elliot had a meltdown. it was fucking unbelievable. he claims he is suing. claims he is entitled to a commercial before he makes his football pick. howard is claiming that his commercials go on way too long, people are bored of it, and they must be shortened. no agreement was reached as of yet.

i saw the movie perfect stranger last nite, halle berry, bruce willis. it was a pre screening as the movie is not done. work in progress. i drank some booze, ate some nubbins, saw george's (clothed) unit, colored with crayons, made outlandish remarks, stared at some girl courtney's ass and gave my opinion on the movie. i think it is pretty good. one of the murder weapons in the movie is belladonna, which i have a happy relationship with. thanks to krista for bringing that experience to my door. the last time i was at a screening was with that movie mars or something. last time i was at the movies? couldnt tell ya.

no appetite this morning. buttered roll kinda day. goin to see the devils tonite. they play nashville who beat the rangers last nite. nashville. ha. my fantasy team is kicking ass. martin havlat is leading the league in chicago. hes unstoppable, a fucking monster. the next player doing as good is shanahan on the rangers. tender of the year? vokoun? manny? manny is 6-0 folks. if you ask me, picking him up was just as good as grabbing havlat.

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